Total Medals Earned: 4,912 (From 912 different games.) Total Medal Score: 82,685 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (135/135 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 20 completed
Final level completed
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/120 points)
Start the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/13 (235/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Reach a score of 10,000
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Die 10 times in a single run
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/500 points)
Finish level 01
Finish level 02
Finish level 03
Finish level 04
Finish level 05
Finish level 06
Finish level 07
Finish level 08
Finish level 09
Finish level 10
Medals Earned: 3/12 (30/305 points)
You have found the first star!
Hay there!
Up the spire you go!
This one was a bit sneaky
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Show me wachu got, bucko
Ya know, Effort is very attractive?
I find your effort attractive uwu.
Seriously? You had to go that ham?
Your effort frightens me
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
After Level 7
After Level 14
After Level 21
After Level 28
Collect all stars